1. Number One Man
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Could have been wonderful, could have been fine. I could have been yours, you could have been mine Could have had everything money can’t buy Could have been so happy if you had only tried. But, no you didn’t want it, no you didn’t need, no you didn’t care And so, you can forget it, Cause when you come home I wont be there. You had your chance, you had your choice I could have been you number one boy Number one lover, number one friend I could have been your number one man Could have been all we ever dreamed it could be A lifetime of sunshine, just you and me You had your chance, your opportunity. But to you it didn’t matter at all But, no you didn’t want it, no you didn’t need, no you didn’t care And so, you can forget it, Cause when you come home I wont be there. You had your chance, you had your choice I could have been you number one boy Number one lover, number one friend I could have been your number one man Now you’ve changed your mind, Now you’ve changed your ways Now you want to come back home and stay. Now you say you’ll be the one you never were before But now it’s too late cause I don’t want you anymore. But, no you didn’t want it, no you didn’t need, no you didn’t care And so, you can forget it, Cause when you come home I wont be there. You had your chance, you had your choice I could have been you number one boy Number one lover, number one friend I could have been your number one man
2. Jamaican Night
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I remember how the moon reflected your light On that warm and wonderful Jamaican night Something in the air hit me with all its might Now you’re all I’m thinking of I have all the symptoms of I’ve become a victim of Love at first sight. I knew I knew I knew right from the start I’d do anything to win your heart It aint no lie and it aint no lark Now you’re all I’m thinking of I have all the symptoms of I’ve become a victim of Love at first sight. chorus Everybody tells me that you’re not my kind Not my type not my style not my zodiac sign Not the kind of girl who would ever be mine But I cant stop my feelings inside Talkin bout love at first sight This song I sing is almost done My love for you has just begun My heart tells me that you’re the one Now you’re all I’m thinking of I have all the symptoms of I’ve become a victim of Love at first sight. chorus
3. Mama Never Told Me
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Mama never told me about boys like you. She never warned me I could feel so blue She didn't prepare me for what to do if I'd ever fall for a boy like you Mama taught me to always be good. Mind my P’s and Q’s and do what I should. Someday I‘d fall in love she promised I would, but Mama never told me about boys like you CHORUS You tell me that you love me much as I love you Then you treat me bad, you treat me so cruel What was it that I said what did I do? No Mama never told me about boys like you I gave you my heart and spent all my cash. You said we had a love, a love that would last Now that we're apart there's no money back. No Mama never told me about boys like you Mama taught me the Golden Rule. Practice what you preach in Sunday School Be fair and square when you do what you do. Didn’t your Mama ever talk to you? CHORUS I told my Mama what you said, Then I told her what you did I told my Mama about all my misery. She said losing you must have been sad, but winning you would have been twice as bad She said I deserve a man with some integrity…..not a boy like you. CHORUS
4. Don't Give Up
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There’s absolutely nothing that I would rather do I want to spend all my time singing for you And there is no place I would rather be Than standing next to you, you standing by me. Fasten your seatbelt, hang on tight What are you doing on Saturday night? For us to be apart, well it don’t seem right No, that’s not the way its supposed to be Look out heart I think its love Cause you’re bout all I’m ever dreaming of Look out heart I think its love Cause no matter how much I get, it’s not enough Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us You can call it chemistry, you can say it was meant to be If it were all left up to me, We’d be together most the time Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us There’s absolutely nothing that I would rather do I want to spend all my time singing for you And there is no place I would rather be Than standing next to you, you standing by me. Look out heart I think its love Cause you’re bout all I’m ever dreaming of Look out heart I think its love Cause no matter how much I get, it’s not enough Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us
5. Couple Up
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D G A D First you caught my eye, then you turned my head G A D Now you got me analyzing everything you ever said D G A D You give my stomache butterflies, I’m on wobbly knees G A D Come on baby come on baby if you please D G A D I’m a nice person just ask my mother D A D Not a lotta fuss and very little bother G A D Won’t you be my significant other? G Come on baby come on baby A D Couple up with me. G Come on baby come on baby A D Couple up with me. CHORUS G You stole it, now you hold it D What are you gonna do with my heart G You stole it, now you hold it A What are you gonna do with my heart A What are you gonna do with my heart D G A D Ride in my convertible, we’ll put the top down D G A D Get real comfortable, why don’t we cruise this town D G A D Come on baby buckle up, come on baby snuggle up D G A D Come on baby, come on baby couple up with me CHORUS
6. Lazy
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I don't like to work in the morning or in the afternoon I don't like to work when the sun goes down I'd rather be watching the moon That's because I'm lazy that's what I am I've been lazy before and I'll be lazy again I'm as lazy as hell I'm as lazy as sin and it looks like I'm bound to be lazy wherever I am Some folks think I'm crazy, they question my sanity But if craziness means laziness then crazy is what I'll be And you can call me crazy, that's what I am I've been crazy before I'll be crazy again I'm as crazy as hell and I’m as crazy as sin And it looks like I'm bound to be crazy wherever I am The moral of the story ,the lesson to this song Is just because I don't like to work that don't make me wrong That makes me lazy, that’s what I am I've been lazy before I'll be lazy again I'm as lazy as hell I'm as lazy as sin And it looks like I'm bound to be lazy wherever I am
7. You Make It All Right
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You make it all right all right all right. You make it all right. Sittin here with you, feeling kinda spunky Playing my guitar and singing kinda funky The world is but a zoo and I am but a monkey Gone bananas over you. You make it all right all right all right. You make it all right. And it’s plain to see that you and me make a very fine looking pair And when we sing our harmony is simply beyond compare There’s something very special there And you-----make it all right. Instrumental break Hadn’t known you very long before I had to write a song And now I am where I belong, singing it to you There’s paradise in your eyes and in your grin from ear to ear And Shangri-La can’t be far in fact my dear I think its here You make it all right all right all right. You make it all right. Instrumental break And it’s plain to see that you and me make a very fine looking pair And when we sing our harmony is simply beyond compare There’s something very special there And you-----make it all right. Instrumental break Rock superstars never had it so good cause there’s no one like you up in Hollywood You’re such a fine addition to my neighborhood You’re such a fine addition to my world And the crickets in the thicket all chirp about you And the fish in the sea are a bubbling too And birds in the trees are singing shooby dooby doo Shooby doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie do You make it all right all right all right. You make it all right. And it’s plain to see that you and me make a very fine looking pair And when we sing our harmony is simply beyond compare There’s something very special there And you-----make it all right.
8. Rumor.
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Here's a little melody. Here's a little tune. Here's a composition custom made for you it's no big deal but I kind of like the sound reminds me of how good I feel whenever you're around chorus You really made my week Let's dance cheek to cheek and I won't break your heart don't you break mine Why don't we start a rumor. A rumor about me and you. make that rumor real juicy and then we'll make that rumor come true why don’t we make that rumor come true Ever since I saw you the very first time. I must admit you've been on my mind Give me a little wink give me a little sign . What do I gotta do to make you mine? chorus Call it a crush, call it the flu, but I shiver and I quiver when I'm near you. I'm not sure what to say I'm not sure what to do. But I sure find myself quite attracted to you chorus
9. It’s Over Now
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If I had a nickel for every time I cried over you I'd be a millionaire If I had a million dollars for every time you treated me kind I'd be a beggar tonight Chorus You don't treat me right you don't treat me good You never did you never could Why don't you leave my neighborhood today I was a fool for you A pitiful fool for you A major league high-rolling fool for you But it's over now. it's over now. it's over now. it’s over now. Glory hallelujah it's over now Wiped out my savings I took out a loan Now they cut off the gas, electricity and the telephone There's nothing in the fridge but some old mayonnaise But that's the way that things have been going these days Since I met you (despicable you) Chorus ADD on these Lyrics in a new version What was I thinking? I must've been drinking Or smoking or snorting all the pain away So get out of my city Get out of my state Do America a favor. leave the U S of A. Exit stage left or exit stage right Don't wait until tomorrow exit tonight Oneth by land, twoeth by sea Do anything you can To go away from me. Your time is up. You're overdue And I am so over you And I’m all done with being blue I’ve finally seen the light Chorus You're a buzzkill and a bore As you go please lock the door I've had enough of all your stuff And a locksmith is coming at four Let me tell you something in final summary Absolutely nothing That's what you mean to me (now hand over your keys) Chorus
10. How Do You Do It?
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How do you do it? How do you do it? It has to be magic for you to do it. How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do what you do I wasn't feeling like I was needing anybody special for the time being but you came along now I sing this song wondering how do you do what you do. How do you do it? How do you do it? It has to be magic for you to do it. How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do what you do Don't give me that innocent look; you know what I'm talking about. You got me quite shaken. You got me quite shook. You've turned me inside out. Yes it's true I'm in love with you, and I'm never quite sure what I'm supposed to do. You're in my soul. You're in control. Tell me how do you do what you do. How do you do it? How do you do it? It has to be magic for you to do it. How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do what you do? And then there is the question of that fourth horse So beautiful they named her after you I bet ten, but then again, what else could I do? Well bless my soul with rock and roll, sure enough that horse came in. So tell me now, tell me how tell me how do you do what you do. How do you do it? How do you do it? It has to be magic for you to do it. How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do what you do? How do you do it? How do you do it? It has to be magic for you to do it. How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do what you do
11. Exboyfriend
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Got no brains but I got a lot of nerve I got nothing to say but I gotta be heard I'll give you a speech if you ask for a word And that's why I'm your ex-boyfriend Gave you advice every time I could Told you what you shouldn't, told you what you could Told you what was bad, told you what was good You only told me to be your ex-boyfriend Exboyfriend exboyfriend sooner or later it had to end You can't always bend and you couldn't pretend You had to make me your ex-boyfriend I would watch the football game while you would wash the clothes I kept you in the kitchen and I'd never let you go Boy owned girl, girl left boy, that's how our story goes But your verdict was right when you left that night and now everybody knows Exboyfriend, exboyfriend, sooner or later it had to end You can't always bend and you couldn't pretend You had to make me your ex-boyfriend Please don't feel guilty, you ought to be quite glad It's for certain that I’m a hurtin, but I'm aint all that mad Ever since you left me I've been oh so sad But the day I became boss was the day I lost the best friend I ever had and you won an Exboyfriend, exboyfriend sooner or later it had to end You can't always bend and you couldn't pretend You had to make me your ex-boyfriend
12. Gwendolyn
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Lost in Los Angeles U turns on the freeway laughing and joking just the two of us But now that never happena because you take the bus Gwendolyn, Gwendolyn what did I do? What did I say to alienate you? Told you I was sorry, I apologized too I never said I loved you because I thought you knew We were so happy driving in old LA Singing songs and turning wrong seemed to happen about every day From the coast out to the desert, from Ventura down to Oceanside All that dag gum traffic just made us keep on laughing But now you're on the bus and the smog just makes me cry Gwendolyn, Gwendolyn what did I do? What did I say to alienate you? Told you I was sorry, I apologized too I never said I loved you because I thought you knew I thought you knew OOOO Gwendolyn, I thought you knew. I thought you knew In the car we’d sing together, sometimes a little off key But Gwendolyn often we sang in perfect harmony Why you ever left is still a mystery. What became of us what will become of me? Now you ride the bus that takes you away from me, I sing alone in my car Gwendolyn, Gwendolyn what did I do? What did I say to alienate you? Told you I was sorry, I apologized too I never said I loved you because I thought you knew I thought you knew OOOO Gwendolyn, I thought you knew. I thought you knew
13. I know It Must Be You
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Can you hear me calling you, two thousand miles away Can you hear me singing, singing out your name Since you responded to my letter, I’ve never felt better Tell me baby, what’s a poor boy to do? I have a vision, I made the decision Gonna put my heart out on my sleeve In a situation like this, its worth the risk, Cause I never met anyone of such quality. I’m sorry if I’m being a little too forward, Coming on a might too strong But its easy to see with such clarity You and I have something excellent going on. Gift wrapped with a bow, a present from heaven that I know I know it must be you, I know it must be you, Neon arrows point the way, and by your side is where I’ll stay I know it must be you, I know it must be you, I see glory in all categories, I got you figured, I know your story I know it must be you, I know it must be you, You’re the finest on the planet, your sweet love I’ve got have it. I know it must be you, I know it must be you, Long distance romance, not my cup of tea I prefer a sweetheart in the same locality But I’ve never met anyone, anywhere Half as wonderful as you And here I sit in California, wondering what to do It certainly was sudden, right out of the blue Now I can think of nothing, nothing I wouldn’t do To make you feel happy, to watch you grin that grin. To hear your laughter, that’s what I’m after That’s the prize I intend to win. Gift wrapped with a bow, a present from heaven that I know I know it must be you, I know it must be you, Neon arrows point the way, and by your side is where I’ll stay I know it must be you, I know it must be you, I see glory in all categories, I got you figured, I know your story I know it must be you, I know it must be you, You’re the finest on the planet, your sweet love I’ve got have it. I know it must be you, I know it must be you
14. Heartbreak Hall of Fame
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I wrote this song this morning I was singing in the rain Recalling all the heartache, recalling all the pain I joined the contest for your love I played your every game So won’t you please induct me In the Heartbreak Hall of Fame I played despite the injuries, sore heart and shattered pride There were no payoffs in our playoffs No matter how I tried I vaulted to a record high for falling on my face Now you tell me you don’t love me, Well my score has been erased I’m a winner as a loser, and the crowds all know my name So won’t you please induct me In the Heartbreak Hall of Fame I broke some lifetime records, blue ribbons from the start First place in the cryathon, last place for your heart I was the champion of teardrops Gold medal for being down And for being hapless, helpless and hopeless, Well I won the Triple Crown I’m a winner as a loser, and the crowds all know my name So won’t you please induct me In the Heartbreak Hall of Fame
15. It’s You Baby
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What’s the matter with all the laughter If that’s what we wanna do It’s you baby, you just you You’re my favorite dream come true. It’s a relationship and it’s a vacation with Nothing but fun all the time It’s you baby, you just you You’re my year round Valenine. You’re the right model, you’re the right make You got everything that it takes If you were to leave, my heart would break So don’t you be going for goodness sake. I’m never in a hurry, and I never ever worry And when I’m with you I hear music all around It’s you baby, you just you You’re the only game in town. You go the style and you got the smile Makes this boy want to stay a while There can be no denial It’s you baby, you just you
16. Shopping at the Liquor Store
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I stumbled, weak and weary My thoughts would drift to you. Tonight I write this song to you, its something that I have to do I have to leave old memories behind. CHORUS When you gave me tears I’d drink some beers and when you gave me pain I’d drink again I never felt sad passed out on the floor You drank your share, I drank mine We drank whiskey, we drank wine We spent the rent shopping at the liquor store. You drank a lot, I drank more If you drank three, I’d drink four. Under the table is where we’d always end We’d sip all day, we’d gulp all night We’d toast our health, we’d drink and fight We drank till we were drunk, and then we’d drink again. CHORUS Roses are red, my eyes are too I miss my alcohol and I sure miss you We had a happy hour twenty four hours a day. But then the bottle went dry, and you said good bye. Now I’m sober, hung over, always wanting to cry When you left, I still had the bar bill to pay. CHORUS Now our time is all gone past, We ran out of liquor when we ran out of cash We ran out of love, and then you ran away I’m all alone,our party didn’t last I’m crying on the wagon with an empty glass But I’ll see you every Tuesday at the meeting of the Local AA CHORUS
17. Kentucky Night
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Kentucky Night I remember how the moon reflected your light On that warm and wonderful Kentuckynight Something in the air hit me with all its might Now you’re all I’m thinking of, I have every symptom of I’ve become a victim of Love at first sight. I knew I knew I knew right from the start I’d do anything to win your heart It aint no lie and it aint no lark Now you’re all I’m thinking of, I have all the symptoms of I’ve become a victim of love at first sight. chorus Everybody tells me that you’re not my kind Not my type not my style not my zodiac sign Not the kind of man who would ever be mine But I can’t stop my what’s going on inside Talkin bout love at first sight This song I sing is almost done My love for you has just begun My heart tells me that you’re the one you’re all I’m thinking of I have every symptom of I’ve become a victim of love at first sight. Chorus
18. Intellectual Dilemma
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I got knocked in the noggin by a shooting star That sucker hit me right on the head I crashed my brand new car into my favorite bar I never should have got out of bed My cat left me for the alley My dog left me for the pound And then my best friend Sally Bought me a one way ticket out of town. Wake me, I’m in a bad dream Help me, I’m in a mess It can’t be as bad as it seems, But it is, I must confess. It is, I must confess. Aint no doubt about it, aint nuthin to decide I’ve been hitchhiking here for too many years Aint nobody giving me a ride. Maybe I should hop a freight train, or become an astronaut I could always hijack an airplane And I wouldn’t care if I got caught Wake me, I’m in a bad dream Help me, I’m in a mess It can’t be as bad as it seems, But it is, I must confess. It is, I must confess. It’s an intellectual dilemma, it’s a bad feeling in the gut There’s an existential potential to never again look up But if you throw a smile my way, I’ll catch it with both hands I’ll give it back to you some day Right now I’m not sure when Wake me, I’m in a bad dream Help me, I’m in a mess It can’t be as bad as it seems, But it is, I must confess. It is, I must confess.
19. Filly From Philly
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I'm a crosstown bum from a dead-end street You are such a refined lady I could worship at your feet You're so doggone pretty, how did you get so sweet And you're my Filly from Philly You're my Pennsylvania cutie you’re my Uptown girl you're the city slickin woman who set my heart awhirl you're the world's most brilliant diamond you're the ocean's finest pearl and you're my Filly from Philly Won't you marry me please Philadelphia cream cheese Arm in arm will ride the old subway We'll feast on hoagies on our honeymoon in the finest city in the U S of A Don't ever let me go don't give me my freedom no matter how much I yell You are the lady that's driven me crazy now I’m cracked like the liberty bell Yeah I've gone insane but I can't complain because when you're near me how could I be blue? Yeah I'm silly about the Filly who hails from Philly and baby I'm sold on you Yeah I'm silly about the Filly who hails from Philly and baby I'm sold on you And in addition I'm sold on Philadelphia too
1. Number One Man
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Could have been wonderful, could have been fine. I could have been yours, you could have been mine Could have had everything money can’t buy Could have been so happy if you had only tried. But, no you didn’t want it, no you didn’t need, no you didn’t care And so, you can forget it, Cause when you come home I wont be there. You had your chance, you had your choice I could have been you number one boy Number one lover, number one friend I could have been your number one man Could have been all we ever dreamed it could be A lifetime of sunshine, just you and me You had your chance, your opportunity. But to you it didn’t matter at all But, no you didn’t want it, no you didn’t need, no you didn’t care And so, you can forget it, Cause when you come home I wont be there. You had your chance, you had your choice I could have been you number one boy Number one lover, number one friend I could have been your number one man Now you’ve changed your mind, Now you’ve changed your ways Now you want to come back home and stay. Now you say you’ll be the one you never were before But now it’s too late cause I don’t want you anymore. But, no you didn’t want it, no you didn’t need, no you didn’t care And so, you can forget it, Cause when you come home I wont be there. You had your chance, you had your choice I could have been you number one boy Number one lover, number one friend I could have been your number one man
2. Jamaican Night
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I remember how the moon reflected your light On that warm and wonderful Jamaican night Something in the air hit me with all its might Now you’re all I’m thinking of I have all the symptoms of I’ve become a victim of Love at first sight. I knew I knew I knew right from the start I’d do anything to win your heart It aint no lie and it aint no lark Now you’re all I’m thinking of I have all the symptoms of I’ve become a victim of Love at first sight. chorus Everybody tells me that you’re not my kind Not my type not my style not my zodiac sign Not the kind of girl who would ever be mine But I cant stop my feelings inside Talkin bout love at first sight This song I sing is almost done My love for you has just begun My heart tells me that you’re the one Now you’re all I’m thinking of I have all the symptoms of I’ve become a victim of Love at first sight. chorus
3. Mama Never Told Me
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Mama never told me about boys like you. She never warned me I could feel so blue She didn't prepare me for what to do if I'd ever fall for a boy like you Mama taught me to always be good. Mind my P’s and Q’s and do what I should. Someday I‘d fall in love she promised I would, but Mama never told me about boys like you CHORUS You tell me that you love me much as I love you Then you treat me bad, you treat me so cruel What was it that I said what did I do? No Mama never told me about boys like you I gave you my heart and spent all my cash. You said we had a love, a love that would last Now that we're apart there's no money back. No Mama never told me about boys like you Mama taught me the Golden Rule. Practice what you preach in Sunday School Be fair and square when you do what you do. Didn’t your Mama ever talk to you? CHORUS I told my Mama what you said, Then I told her what you did I told my Mama about all my misery. She said losing you must have been sad, but winning you would have been twice as bad She said I deserve a man with some integrity…..not a boy like you. CHORUS
4. Don't Give Up
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There’s absolutely nothing that I would rather do I want to spend all my time singing for you And there is no place I would rather be Than standing next to you, you standing by me. Fasten your seatbelt, hang on tight What are you doing on Saturday night? For us to be apart, well it don’t seem right No, that’s not the way its supposed to be Look out heart I think its love Cause you’re bout all I’m ever dreaming of Look out heart I think its love Cause no matter how much I get, it’s not enough Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us You can call it chemistry, you can say it was meant to be If it were all left up to me, We’d be together most the time Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us There’s absolutely nothing that I would rather do I want to spend all my time singing for you And there is no place I would rather be Than standing next to you, you standing by me. Look out heart I think its love Cause you’re bout all I’m ever dreaming of Look out heart I think its love Cause no matter how much I get, it’s not enough Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us
5. Couple Up
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D G A D First you caught my eye, then you turned my head G A D Now you got me analyzing everything you ever said D G A D You give my stomache butterflies, I’m on wobbly knees G A D Come on baby come on baby if you please D G A D I’m a nice person just ask my mother D A D Not a lotta fuss and very little bother G A D Won’t you be my significant other? G Come on baby come on baby A D Couple up with me. G Come on baby come on baby A D Couple up with me. CHORUS G You stole it, now you hold it D What are you gonna do with my heart G You stole it, now you hold it A What are you gonna do with my heart A What are you gonna do with my heart D G A D Ride in my convertible, we’ll put the top down D G A D Get real comfortable, why don’t we cruise this town D G A D Come on baby buckle up, come on baby snuggle up D G A D Come on baby, come on baby couple up with me CHORUS
6. Lazy
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I don't like to work in the morning or in the afternoon I don't like to work when the sun goes down I'd rather be watching the moon That's because I'm lazy that's what I am I've been lazy before and I'll be lazy again I'm as lazy as hell I'm as lazy as sin and it looks like I'm bound to be lazy wherever I am Some folks think I'm crazy, they question my sanity But if craziness means laziness then crazy is what I'll be And you can call me crazy, that's what I am I've been crazy before I'll be crazy again I'm as crazy as hell and I’m as crazy as sin And it looks like I'm bound to be crazy wherever I am The moral of the story ,the lesson to this song Is just because I don't like to work that don't make me wrong That makes me lazy, that’s what I am I've been lazy before I'll be lazy again I'm as lazy as hell I'm as lazy as sin And it looks like I'm bound to be lazy wherever I am
7. You Make It All Right
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You make it all right all right all right. You make it all right. Sittin here with you, feeling kinda spunky Playing my guitar and singing kinda funky The world is but a zoo and I am but a monkey Gone bananas over you. You make it all right all right all right. You make it all right. And it’s plain to see that you and me make a very fine looking pair And when we sing our harmony is simply beyond compare There’s something very special there And you-----make it all right. Instrumental break Hadn’t known you very long before I had to write a song And now I am where I belong, singing it to you There’s paradise in your eyes and in your grin from ear to ear And Shangri-La can’t be far in fact my dear I think its here You make it all right all right all right. You make it all right. Instrumental break And it’s plain to see that you and me make a very fine looking pair And when we sing our harmony is simply beyond compare There’s something very special there And you-----make it all right. Instrumental break Rock superstars never had it so good cause there’s no one like you up in Hollywood You’re such a fine addition to my neighborhood You’re such a fine addition to my world And the crickets in the thicket all chirp about you And the fish in the sea are a bubbling too And birds in the trees are singing shooby dooby doo Shooby doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie do You make it all right all right all right. You make it all right. And it’s plain to see that you and me make a very fine looking pair And when we sing our harmony is simply beyond compare There’s something very special there And you-----make it all right.
8. Rumor.
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Here's a little melody. Here's a little tune. Here's a composition custom made for you it's no big deal but I kind of like the sound reminds me of how good I feel whenever you're around chorus You really made my week Let's dance cheek to cheek and I won't break your heart don't you break mine Why don't we start a rumor. A rumor about me and you. make that rumor real juicy and then we'll make that rumor come true why don’t we make that rumor come true Ever since I saw you the very first time. I must admit you've been on my mind Give me a little wink give me a little sign . What do I gotta do to make you mine? chorus Call it a crush, call it the flu, but I shiver and I quiver when I'm near you. I'm not sure what to say I'm not sure what to do. But I sure find myself quite attracted to you chorus
9. It’s Over Now
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If I had a nickel for every time I cried over you I'd be a millionaire If I had a million dollars for every time you treated me kind I'd be a beggar tonight Chorus You don't treat me right you don't treat me good You never did you never could Why don't you leave my neighborhood today I was a fool for you A pitiful fool for you A major league high-rolling fool for you But it's over now. it's over now. it's over now. it’s over now. Glory hallelujah it's over now Wiped out my savings I took out a loan Now they cut off the gas, electricity and the telephone There's nothing in the fridge but some old mayonnaise But that's the way that things have been going these days Since I met you (despicable you) Chorus ADD on these Lyrics in a new version What was I thinking? I must've been drinking Or smoking or snorting all the pain away So get out of my city Get out of my state Do America a favor. leave the U S of A. Exit stage left or exit stage right Don't wait until tomorrow exit tonight Oneth by land, twoeth by sea Do anything you can To go away from me. Your time is up. You're overdue And I am so over you And I’m all done with being blue I’ve finally seen the light Chorus You're a buzzkill and a bore As you go please lock the door I've had enough of all your stuff And a locksmith is coming at four Let me tell you something in final summary Absolutely nothing That's what you mean to me (now hand over your keys) Chorus
10. How Do You Do It?
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How do you do it? How do you do it? It has to be magic for you to do it. How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do what you do I wasn't feeling like I was needing anybody special for the time being but you came along now I sing this song wondering how do you do what you do. How do you do it? How do you do it? It has to be magic for you to do it. How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do what you do Don't give me that innocent look; you know what I'm talking about. You got me quite shaken. You got me quite shook. You've turned me inside out. Yes it's true I'm in love with you, and I'm never quite sure what I'm supposed to do. You're in my soul. You're in control. Tell me how do you do what you do. How do you do it? How do you do it? It has to be magic for you to do it. How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do what you do? And then there is the question of that fourth horse So beautiful they named her after you I bet ten, but then again, what else could I do? Well bless my soul with rock and roll, sure enough that horse came in. So tell me now, tell me how tell me how do you do what you do. How do you do it? How do you do it? It has to be magic for you to do it. How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do what you do? How do you do it? How do you do it? It has to be magic for you to do it. How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do what you do
11. Exboyfriend
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Got no brains but I got a lot of nerve I got nothing to say but I gotta be heard I'll give you a speech if you ask for a word And that's why I'm your ex-boyfriend Gave you advice every time I could Told you what you shouldn't, told you what you could Told you what was bad, told you what was good You only told me to be your ex-boyfriend Exboyfriend exboyfriend sooner or later it had to end You can't always bend and you couldn't pretend You had to make me your ex-boyfriend I would watch the football game while you would wash the clothes I kept you in the kitchen and I'd never let you go Boy owned girl, girl left boy, that's how our story goes But your verdict was right when you left that night and now everybody knows Exboyfriend, exboyfriend, sooner or later it had to end You can't always bend and you couldn't pretend You had to make me your ex-boyfriend Please don't feel guilty, you ought to be quite glad It's for certain that I’m a hurtin, but I'm aint all that mad Ever since you left me I've been oh so sad But the day I became boss was the day I lost the best friend I ever had and you won an Exboyfriend, exboyfriend sooner or later it had to end You can't always bend and you couldn't pretend You had to make me your ex-boyfriend
12. Gwendolyn
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Lost in Los Angeles U turns on the freeway laughing and joking just the two of us But now that never happena because you take the bus Gwendolyn, Gwendolyn what did I do? What did I say to alienate you? Told you I was sorry, I apologized too I never said I loved you because I thought you knew We were so happy driving in old LA Singing songs and turning wrong seemed to happen about every day From the coast out to the desert, from Ventura down to Oceanside All that dag gum traffic just made us keep on laughing But now you're on the bus and the smog just makes me cry Gwendolyn, Gwendolyn what did I do? What did I say to alienate you? Told you I was sorry, I apologized too I never said I loved you because I thought you knew I thought you knew OOOO Gwendolyn, I thought you knew. I thought you knew In the car we’d sing together, sometimes a little off key But Gwendolyn often we sang in perfect harmony Why you ever left is still a mystery. What became of us what will become of me? Now you ride the bus that takes you away from me, I sing alone in my car Gwendolyn, Gwendolyn what did I do? What did I say to alienate you? Told you I was sorry, I apologized too I never said I loved you because I thought you knew I thought you knew OOOO Gwendolyn, I thought you knew. I thought you knew
13. I know It Must Be You
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Can you hear me calling you, two thousand miles away Can you hear me singing, singing out your name Since you responded to my letter, I’ve never felt better Tell me baby, what’s a poor boy to do? I have a vision, I made the decision Gonna put my heart out on my sleeve In a situation like this, its worth the risk, Cause I never met anyone of such quality. I’m sorry if I’m being a little too forward, Coming on a might too strong But its easy to see with such clarity You and I have something excellent going on. Gift wrapped with a bow, a present from heaven that I know I know it must be you, I know it must be you, Neon arrows point the way, and by your side is where I’ll stay I know it must be you, I know it must be you, I see glory in all categories, I got you figured, I know your story I know it must be you, I know it must be you, You’re the finest on the planet, your sweet love I’ve got have it. I know it must be you, I know it must be you, Long distance romance, not my cup of tea I prefer a sweetheart in the same locality But I’ve never met anyone, anywhere Half as wonderful as you And here I sit in California, wondering what to do It certainly was sudden, right out of the blue Now I can think of nothing, nothing I wouldn’t do To make you feel happy, to watch you grin that grin. To hear your laughter, that’s what I’m after That’s the prize I intend to win. Gift wrapped with a bow, a present from heaven that I know I know it must be you, I know it must be you, Neon arrows point the way, and by your side is where I’ll stay I know it must be you, I know it must be you, I see glory in all categories, I got you figured, I know your story I know it must be you, I know it must be you, You’re the finest on the planet, your sweet love I’ve got have it. I know it must be you, I know it must be you
14. Heartbreak Hall of Fame
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I wrote this song this morning I was singing in the rain Recalling all the heartache, recalling all the pain I joined the contest for your love I played your every game So won’t you please induct me In the Heartbreak Hall of Fame I played despite the injuries, sore heart and shattered pride There were no payoffs in our playoffs No matter how I tried I vaulted to a record high for falling on my face Now you tell me you don’t love me, Well my score has been erased I’m a winner as a loser, and the crowds all know my name So won’t you please induct me In the Heartbreak Hall of Fame I broke some lifetime records, blue ribbons from the start First place in the cryathon, last place for your heart I was the champion of teardrops Gold medal for being down And for being hapless, helpless and hopeless, Well I won the Triple Crown I’m a winner as a loser, and the crowds all know my name So won’t you please induct me In the Heartbreak Hall of Fame
15. It’s You Baby
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What’s the matter with all the laughter If that’s what we wanna do It’s you baby, you just you You’re my favorite dream come true. It’s a relationship and it’s a vacation with Nothing but fun all the time It’s you baby, you just you You’re my year round Valenine. You’re the right model, you’re the right make You got everything that it takes If you were to leave, my heart would break So don’t you be going for goodness sake. I’m never in a hurry, and I never ever worry And when I’m with you I hear music all around It’s you baby, you just you You’re the only game in town. You go the style and you got the smile Makes this boy want to stay a while There can be no denial It’s you baby, you just you
16. Shopping at the Liquor Store
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I stumbled, weak and weary My thoughts would drift to you. Tonight I write this song to you, its something that I have to do I have to leave old memories behind. CHORUS When you gave me tears I’d drink some beers and when you gave me pain I’d drink again I never felt sad passed out on the floor You drank your share, I drank mine We drank whiskey, we drank wine We spent the rent shopping at the liquor store. You drank a lot, I drank more If you drank three, I’d drink four. Under the table is where we’d always end We’d sip all day, we’d gulp all night We’d toast our health, we’d drink and fight We drank till we were drunk, and then we’d drink again. CHORUS Roses are red, my eyes are too I miss my alcohol and I sure miss you We had a happy hour twenty four hours a day. But then the bottle went dry, and you said good bye. Now I’m sober, hung over, always wanting to cry When you left, I still had the bar bill to pay. CHORUS Now our time is all gone past, We ran out of liquor when we ran out of cash We ran out of love, and then you ran away I’m all alone,our party didn’t last I’m crying on the wagon with an empty glass But I’ll see you every Tuesday at the meeting of the Local AA CHORUS
17. Kentucky Night
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Kentucky Night I remember how the moon reflected your light On that warm and wonderful Kentuckynight Something in the air hit me with all its might Now you’re all I’m thinking of, I have every symptom of I’ve become a victim of Love at first sight. I knew I knew I knew right from the start I’d do anything to win your heart It aint no lie and it aint no lark Now you’re all I’m thinking of, I have all the symptoms of I’ve become a victim of love at first sight. chorus Everybody tells me that you’re not my kind Not my type not my style not my zodiac sign Not the kind of man who would ever be mine But I can’t stop my what’s going on inside Talkin bout love at first sight This song I sing is almost done My love for you has just begun My heart tells me that you’re the one you’re all I’m thinking of I have every symptom of I’ve become a victim of love at first sight. Chorus
18. Intellectual Dilemma
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I got knocked in the noggin by a shooting star That sucker hit me right on the head I crashed my brand new car into my favorite bar I never should have got out of bed My cat left me for the alley My dog left me for the pound And then my best friend Sally Bought me a one way ticket out of town. Wake me, I’m in a bad dream Help me, I’m in a mess It can’t be as bad as it seems, But it is, I must confess. It is, I must confess. Aint no doubt about it, aint nuthin to decide I’ve been hitchhiking here for too many years Aint nobody giving me a ride. Maybe I should hop a freight train, or become an astronaut I could always hijack an airplane And I wouldn’t care if I got caught Wake me, I’m in a bad dream Help me, I’m in a mess It can’t be as bad as it seems, But it is, I must confess. It is, I must confess. It’s an intellectual dilemma, it’s a bad feeling in the gut There’s an existential potential to never again look up But if you throw a smile my way, I’ll catch it with both hands I’ll give it back to you some day Right now I’m not sure when Wake me, I’m in a bad dream Help me, I’m in a mess It can’t be as bad as it seems, But it is, I must confess. It is, I must confess.
19. Filly From Philly
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I'm a crosstown bum from a dead-end street You are such a refined lady I could worship at your feet You're so doggone pretty, how did you get so sweet And you're my Filly from Philly You're my Pennsylvania cutie you’re my Uptown girl you're the city slickin woman who set my heart awhirl you're the world's most brilliant diamond you're the ocean's finest pearl and you're my Filly from Philly Won't you marry me please Philadelphia cream cheese Arm in arm will ride the old subway We'll feast on hoagies on our honeymoon in the finest city in the U S of A Don't ever let me go don't give me my freedom no matter how much I yell You are the lady that's driven me crazy now I’m cracked like the liberty bell Yeah I've gone insane but I can't complain because when you're near me how could I be blue? Yeah I'm silly about the Filly who hails from Philly and baby I'm sold on you Yeah I'm silly about the Filly who hails from Philly and baby I'm sold on you And in addition I'm sold on Philadelphia too
1. Number One Man
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Could have been wonderful, could have been fine. I could have been yours, you could have been mine Could have had everything money can’t buy Could have been so happy if you had only tried. But, no you didn’t want it, no you didn’t need, no you didn’t care And so, you can forget it, Cause when you come home I wont be there. You had your chance, you had your choice I could have been you number one boy Number one lover, number one friend I could have been your number one man Could have been all we ever dreamed it could be A lifetime of sunshine, just you and me You had your chance, your opportunity. But to you it didn’t matter at all But, no you didn’t want it, no you didn’t need, no you didn’t care And so, you can forget it, Cause when you come home I wont be there. You had your chance, you had your choice I could have been you number one boy Number one lover, number one friend I could have been your number one man Now you’ve changed your mind, Now you’ve changed your ways Now you want to come back home and stay. Now you say you’ll be the one you never were before But now it’s too late cause I don’t want you anymore. But, no you didn’t want it, no you didn’t need, no you didn’t care And so, you can forget it, Cause when you come home I wont be there. You had your chance, you had your choice I could have been you number one boy Number one lover, number one friend I could have been your number one man
2. Jamaican Night
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I remember how the moon reflected your light On that warm and wonderful Jamaican night Something in the air hit me with all its might Now you’re all I’m thinking of I have all the symptoms of I’ve become a victim of Love at first sight. I knew I knew I knew right from the start I’d do anything to win your heart It aint no lie and it aint no lark Now you’re all I’m thinking of I have all the symptoms of I’ve become a victim of Love at first sight. chorus Everybody tells me that you’re not my kind Not my type not my style not my zodiac sign Not the kind of girl who would ever be mine But I cant stop my feelings inside Talkin bout love at first sight This song I sing is almost done My love for you has just begun My heart tells me that you’re the one Now you’re all I’m thinking of I have all the symptoms of I’ve become a victim of Love at first sight. chorus
3. Mama Never Told Me
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Mama never told me about boys like you. She never warned me I could feel so blue She didn't prepare me for what to do if I'd ever fall for a boy like you Mama taught me to always be good. Mind my P’s and Q’s and do what I should. Someday I‘d fall in love she promised I would, but Mama never told me about boys like you CHORUS You tell me that you love me much as I love you Then you treat me bad, you treat me so cruel What was it that I said what did I do? No Mama never told me about boys like you I gave you my heart and spent all my cash. You said we had a love, a love that would last Now that we're apart there's no money back. No Mama never told me about boys like you Mama taught me the Golden Rule. Practice what you preach in Sunday School Be fair and square when you do what you do. Didn’t your Mama ever talk to you? CHORUS I told my Mama what you said, Then I told her what you did I told my Mama about all my misery. She said losing you must have been sad, but winning you would have been twice as bad She said I deserve a man with some integrity…..not a boy like you. CHORUS
4. Don't Give Up
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There’s absolutely nothing that I would rather do I want to spend all my time singing for you And there is no place I would rather be Than standing next to you, you standing by me. Fasten your seatbelt, hang on tight What are you doing on Saturday night? For us to be apart, well it don’t seem right No, that’s not the way its supposed to be Look out heart I think its love Cause you’re bout all I’m ever dreaming of Look out heart I think its love Cause no matter how much I get, it’s not enough Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us You can call it chemistry, you can say it was meant to be If it were all left up to me, We’d be together most the time Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us There’s absolutely nothing that I would rather do I want to spend all my time singing for you And there is no place I would rather be Than standing next to you, you standing by me. Look out heart I think its love Cause you’re bout all I’m ever dreaming of Look out heart I think its love Cause no matter how much I get, it’s not enough Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us Don’t give up, no never give up, no, don’t you give up on the two of us
5. Couple Up
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D G A D First you caught my eye, then you turned my head G A D Now you got me analyzing everything you ever said D G A D You give my stomache butterflies, I’m on wobbly knees G A D Come on baby come on baby if you please D G A D I’m a nice person just ask my mother D A D Not a lotta fuss and very little bother G A D Won’t you be my significant other? G Come on baby come on baby A D Couple up with me. G Come on baby come on baby A D Couple up with me. CHORUS G You stole it, now you hold it D What are you gonna do with my heart G You stole it, now you hold it A What are you gonna do with my heart A What are you gonna do with my heart D G A D Ride in my convertible, we’ll put the top down D G A D Get real comfortable, why don’t we cruise this town D G A D Come on baby buckle up, come on baby snuggle up D G A D Come on baby, come on baby couple up with me CHORUS
6. Lazy
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I don't like to work in the morning or in the afternoon I don't like to work when the sun goes down I'd rather be watching the moon That's because I'm lazy that's what I am I've been lazy before and I'll be lazy again I'm as lazy as hell I'm as lazy as sin and it looks like I'm bound to be lazy wherever I am Some folks think I'm crazy, they question my sanity But if craziness means laziness then crazy is what I'll be And you can call me crazy, that's what I am I've been crazy before I'll be crazy again I'm as crazy as hell and I’m as crazy as sin And it looks like I'm bound to be crazy wherever I am The moral of the story ,the lesson to this song Is just because I don't like to work that don't make me wrong That makes me lazy, that’s what I am I've been lazy before I'll be lazy again I'm as lazy as hell I'm as lazy as sin And it looks like I'm bound to be lazy wherever I am
7. You Make It All Right
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You make it all right all right all right. You make it all right. Sittin here with you, feeling kinda spunky Playing my guitar and singing kinda funky The world is but a zoo and I am but a monkey Gone bananas over you. You make it all right all right all right. You make it all right. And it’s plain to see that you and me make a very fine looking pair And when we sing our harmony is simply beyond compare There’s something very special there And you-----make it all right. Instrumental break Hadn’t known you very long before I had to write a song And now I am where I belong, singing it to you There’s paradise in your eyes and in your grin from ear to ear And Shangri-La can’t be far in fact my dear I think its here You make it all right all right all right. You make it all right. Instrumental break And it’s plain to see that you and me make a very fine looking pair And when we sing our harmony is simply beyond compare There’s something very special there And you-----make it all right. Instrumental break Rock superstars never had it so good cause there’s no one like you up in Hollywood You’re such a fine addition to my neighborhood You’re such a fine addition to my world And the crickets in the thicket all chirp about you And the fish in the sea are a bubbling too And birds in the trees are singing shooby dooby doo Shooby doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie do You make it all right all right all right. You make it all right. And it’s plain to see that you and me make a very fine looking pair And when we sing our harmony is simply beyond compare There’s something very special there And you-----make it all right.
8. Rumor.
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Here's a little melody. Here's a little tune. Here's a composition custom made for you it's no big deal but I kind of like the sound reminds me of how good I feel whenever you're around chorus You really made my week Let's dance cheek to cheek and I won't break your heart don't you break mine Why don't we start a rumor. A rumor about me and you. make that rumor real juicy and then we'll make that rumor come true why don’t we make that rumor come true Ever since I saw you the very first time. I must admit you've been on my mind Give me a little wink give me a little sign . What do I gotta do to make you mine? chorus Call it a crush, call it the flu, but I shiver and I quiver when I'm near you. I'm not sure what to say I'm not sure what to do. But I sure find myself quite attracted to you chorus
9. It’s Over Now
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If I had a nickel for every time I cried over you I'd be a millionaire If I had a million dollars for every time you treated me kind I'd be a beggar tonight Chorus You don't treat me right you don't treat me good You never did you never could Why don't you leave my neighborhood today I was a fool for you A pitiful fool for you A major league high-rolling fool for you But it's over now. it's over now. it's over now. it’s over now. Glory hallelujah it's over now Wiped out my savings I took out a loan Now they cut off the gas, electricity and the telephone There's nothing in the fridge but some old mayonnaise But that's the way that things have been going these days Since I met you (despicable you) Chorus ADD on these Lyrics in a new version What was I thinking? I must've been drinking Or smoking or snorting all the pain away So get out of my city Get out of my state Do America a favor. leave the U S of A. Exit stage left or exit stage right Don't wait until tomorrow exit tonight Oneth by land, twoeth by sea Do anything you can To go away from me. Your time is up. You're overdue And I am so over you And I’m all done with being blue I’ve finally seen the light Chorus You're a buzzkill and a bore As you go please lock the door I've had enough of all your stuff And a locksmith is coming at four Let me tell you something in final summary Absolutely nothing That's what you mean to me (now hand over your keys) Chorus
10. How Do You Do It?
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How do you do it? How do you do it? It has to be magic for you to do it. How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do what you do I wasn't feeling like I was needing anybody special for the time being but you came along now I sing this song wondering how do you do what you do. How do you do it? How do you do it? It has to be magic for you to do it. How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do what you do Don't give me that innocent look; you know what I'm talking about. You got me quite shaken. You got me quite shook. You've turned me inside out. Yes it's true I'm in love with you, and I'm never quite sure what I'm supposed to do. You're in my soul. You're in control. Tell me how do you do what you do. How do you do it? How do you do it? It has to be magic for you to do it. How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do what you do? And then there is the question of that fourth horse So beautiful they named her after you I bet ten, but then again, what else could I do? Well bless my soul with rock and roll, sure enough that horse came in. So tell me now, tell me how tell me how do you do what you do. How do you do it? How do you do it? It has to be magic for you to do it. How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do what you do? How do you do it? How do you do it? It has to be magic for you to do it. How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do what you do
11. Exboyfriend
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Got no brains but I got a lot of nerve I got nothing to say but I gotta be heard I'll give you a speech if you ask for a word And that's why I'm your ex-boyfriend Gave you advice every time I could Told you what you shouldn't, told you what you could Told you what was bad, told you what was good You only told me to be your ex-boyfriend Exboyfriend exboyfriend sooner or later it had to end You can't always bend and you couldn't pretend You had to make me your ex-boyfriend I would watch the football game while you would wash the clothes I kept you in the kitchen and I'd never let you go Boy owned girl, girl left boy, that's how our story goes But your verdict was right when you left that night and now everybody knows Exboyfriend, exboyfriend, sooner or later it had to end You can't always bend and you couldn't pretend You had to make me your ex-boyfriend Please don't feel guilty, you ought to be quite glad It's for certain that I’m a hurtin, but I'm aint all that mad Ever since you left me I've been oh so sad But the day I became boss was the day I lost the best friend I ever had and you won an Exboyfriend, exboyfriend sooner or later it had to end You can't always bend and you couldn't pretend You had to make me your ex-boyfriend
12. Gwendolyn
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Lost in Los Angeles U turns on the freeway laughing and joking just the two of us But now that never happena because you take the bus Gwendolyn, Gwendolyn what did I do? What did I say to alienate you? Told you I was sorry, I apologized too I never said I loved you because I thought you knew We were so happy driving in old LA Singing songs and turning wrong seemed to happen about every day From the coast out to the desert, from Ventura down to Oceanside All that dag gum traffic just made us keep on laughing But now you're on the bus and the smog just makes me cry Gwendolyn, Gwendolyn what did I do? What did I say to alienate you? Told you I was sorry, I apologized too I never said I loved you because I thought you knew I thought you knew OOOO Gwendolyn, I thought you knew. I thought you knew In the car we’d sing together, sometimes a little off key But Gwendolyn often we sang in perfect harmony Why you ever left is still a mystery. What became of us what will become of me? Now you ride the bus that takes you away from me, I sing alone in my car Gwendolyn, Gwendolyn what did I do? What did I say to alienate you? Told you I was sorry, I apologized too I never said I loved you because I thought you knew I thought you knew OOOO Gwendolyn, I thought you knew. I thought you knew
13. I know It Must Be You
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Can you hear me calling you, two thousand miles away Can you hear me singing, singing out your name Since you responded to my letter, I’ve never felt better Tell me baby, what’s a poor boy to do? I have a vision, I made the decision Gonna put my heart out on my sleeve In a situation like this, its worth the risk, Cause I never met anyone of such quality. I’m sorry if I’m being a little too forward, Coming on a might too strong But its easy to see with such clarity You and I have something excellent going on. Gift wrapped with a bow, a present from heaven that I know I know it must be you, I know it must be you, Neon arrows point the way, and by your side is where I’ll stay I know it must be you, I know it must be you, I see glory in all categories, I got you figured, I know your story I know it must be you, I know it must be you, You’re the finest on the planet, your sweet love I’ve got have it. I know it must be you, I know it must be you, Long distance romance, not my cup of tea I prefer a sweetheart in the same locality But I’ve never met anyone, anywhere Half as wonderful as you And here I sit in California, wondering what to do It certainly was sudden, right out of the blue Now I can think of nothing, nothing I wouldn’t do To make you feel happy, to watch you grin that grin. To hear your laughter, that’s what I’m after That’s the prize I intend to win. Gift wrapped with a bow, a present from heaven that I know I know it must be you, I know it must be you, Neon arrows point the way, and by your side is where I’ll stay I know it must be you, I know it must be you, I see glory in all categories, I got you figured, I know your story I know it must be you, I know it must be you, You’re the finest on the planet, your sweet love I’ve got have it. I know it must be you, I know it must be you
14. Heartbreak Hall of Fame
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I wrote this song this morning I was singing in the rain Recalling all the heartache, recalling all the pain I joined the contest for your love I played your every game So won’t you please induct me In the Heartbreak Hall of Fame I played despite the injuries, sore heart and shattered pride There were no payoffs in our playoffs No matter how I tried I vaulted to a record high for falling on my face Now you tell me you don’t love me, Well my score has been erased I’m a winner as a loser, and the crowds all know my name So won’t you please induct me In the Heartbreak Hall of Fame I broke some lifetime records, blue ribbons from the start First place in the cryathon, last place for your heart I was the champion of teardrops Gold medal for being down And for being hapless, helpless and hopeless, Well I won the Triple Crown I’m a winner as a loser, and the crowds all know my name So won’t you please induct me In the Heartbreak Hall of Fame
15. It’s You Baby
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What’s the matter with all the laughter If that’s what we wanna do It’s you baby, you just you You’re my favorite dream come true. It’s a relationship and it’s a vacation with Nothing but fun all the time It’s you baby, you just you You’re my year round Valenine. You’re the right model, you’re the right make You got everything that it takes If you were to leave, my heart would break So don’t you be going for goodness sake. I’m never in a hurry, and I never ever worry And when I’m with you I hear music all around It’s you baby, you just you You’re the only game in town. You go the style and you got the smile Makes this boy want to stay a while There can be no denial It’s you baby, you just you
16. Shopping at the Liquor Store
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I stumbled, weak and weary My thoughts would drift to you. Tonight I write this song to you, its something that I have to do I have to leave old memories behind. CHORUS When you gave me tears I’d drink some beers and when you gave me pain I’d drink again I never felt sad passed out on the floor You drank your share, I drank mine We drank whiskey, we drank wine We spent the rent shopping at the liquor store. You drank a lot, I drank more If you drank three, I’d drink four. Under the table is where we’d always end We’d sip all day, we’d gulp all night We’d toast our health, we’d drink and fight We drank till we were drunk, and then we’d drink again. CHORUS Roses are red, my eyes are too I miss my alcohol and I sure miss you We had a happy hour twenty four hours a day. But then the bottle went dry, and you said good bye. Now I’m sober, hung over, always wanting to cry When you left, I still had the bar bill to pay. CHORUS Now our time is all gone past, We ran out of liquor when we ran out of cash We ran out of love, and then you ran away I’m all alone,our party didn’t last I’m crying on the wagon with an empty glass But I’ll see you every Tuesday at the meeting of the Local AA CHORUS
17. Kentucky Night
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Kentucky Night I remember how the moon reflected your light On that warm and wonderful Kentuckynight Something in the air hit me with all its might Now you’re all I’m thinking of, I have every symptom of I’ve become a victim of Love at first sight. I knew I knew I knew right from the start I’d do anything to win your heart It aint no lie and it aint no lark Now you’re all I’m thinking of, I have all the symptoms of I’ve become a victim of love at first sight. chorus Everybody tells me that you’re not my kind Not my type not my style not my zodiac sign Not the kind of man who would ever be mine But I can’t stop my what’s going on inside Talkin bout love at first sight This song I sing is almost done My love for you has just begun My heart tells me that you’re the one you’re all I’m thinking of I have every symptom of I’ve become a victim of love at first sight. Chorus
18. Intellectual Dilemma
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I got knocked in the noggin by a shooting star That sucker hit me right on the head I crashed my brand new car into my favorite bar I never should have got out of bed My cat left me for the alley My dog left me for the pound And then my best friend Sally Bought me a one way ticket out of town. Wake me, I’m in a bad dream Help me, I’m in a mess It can’t be as bad as it seems, But it is, I must confess. It is, I must confess. Aint no doubt about it, aint nuthin to decide I’ve been hitchhiking here for too many years Aint nobody giving me a ride. Maybe I should hop a freight train, or become an astronaut I could always hijack an airplane And I wouldn’t care if I got caught Wake me, I’m in a bad dream Help me, I’m in a mess It can’t be as bad as it seems, But it is, I must confess. It is, I must confess. It’s an intellectual dilemma, it’s a bad feeling in the gut There’s an existential potential to never again look up But if you throw a smile my way, I’ll catch it with both hands I’ll give it back to you some day Right now I’m not sure when Wake me, I’m in a bad dream Help me, I’m in a mess It can’t be as bad as it seems, But it is, I must confess. It is, I must confess.
19. Filly From Philly
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I'm a crosstown bum from a dead-end street You are such a refined lady I could worship at your feet You're so doggone pretty, how did you get so sweet And you're my Filly from Philly You're my Pennsylvania cutie you’re my Uptown girl you're the city slickin woman who set my heart awhirl you're the world's most brilliant diamond you're the ocean's finest pearl and you're my Filly from Philly Won't you marry me please Philadelphia cream cheese Arm in arm will ride the old subway We'll feast on hoagies on our honeymoon in the finest city in the U S of A Don't ever let me go don't give me my freedom no matter how much I yell You are the lady that's driven me crazy now I’m cracked like the liberty bell Yeah I've gone insane but I can't complain because when you're near me how could I be blue? Yeah I'm silly about the Filly who hails from Philly and baby I'm sold on you Yeah I'm silly about the Filly who hails from Philly and baby I'm sold on you And in addition I'm sold on Philadelphia too